saintlaurentgirl:

*me to the bartender* i want something that doesn’t taste like alcohol but has a lot of alcohol in it

thememilton:

The Reynolds Pamphlet:

pamelas:

like fuck the mcu and fuck mcu wanda but theyre gonna introduce the skrull on captain marvel, apparently wanda and vision are gonna have some interesting storyline on infinity war, cassie lang has already been introduced in this universe,  vision is probably gonna die in the next movie bc no one cares about him n well the mind gem, and with hela in the next thor movie if loki dies he could fucking be reborn, the cast keeps getting old anD YOU KNOW WHERE IM GOING

kortopis:

bisexual culture is being very specific with the men you’re interested but having absolutely no type when it comes to girls because they’re all so beautiful

batmanrogues:

scarecrow: y'all’d’ve'f'ld’ve but y’aint me
batman: [rethinking his no killing rule]

thehomebrood:

I think one of the dumbest things I ever did in my entire life was let my Rogue in D&D get turned into a vampire because he then could not enter residences without permission which completely destroyed half the concept of a rogue.